The Husband Store Versus the Wife Store
The Clamper, 18/11/06 | Print this article
THE HUSBAND STORE:
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in NYC. A woman may go
to choose the husband of her dreams. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.
They read: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch....You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the husband store in search of her dream husband....
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
FLOOR 2: These men have jobs and love children.
The third floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3: These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good
looking.
“WOW!” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes up to the fourth floor and the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 4: These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead gorgeous, and
help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor where the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 5: These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
The woman is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
thinking that this man will add one more attribute and be PERFECT.
The sixth floor sign reads:
FLOOR 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
available on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
THE WIFE STORE
(Also 6 floors):
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third floor through to the sixth floor have never been visited!!
Why am I not surprised
Paul Bradley
aka: The Clamper
The Clamper can be contacted at derekcewilliams@eircom.net
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